through english eyes...: banned from Walmart...

iannorris:

Didn’t like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Walmart store buying a large bag of Pedigree dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have…

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  1. greenerthisside reblogged this from iannorris and added:
    Quite possibly…...funniest thing i’ve heard all month.
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    I died. This is to fucking funny!
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    You are everything
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  10. thewestcoastlady said: i still don’t understand how that got you banned from walmart. i would’ve banned the lady who asks stupid questions.
  11. down-out said: <Slow clap.> Bravo.
  12. violentindigo reblogged this from iannorris and added:
    fucking hero… Just
  13. v-i-n-t-e-r said: EPIC!
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  15. grumpy-dad said: Hahaha, fantastic!